I Can Has Holy Scripture?

You knew it was bound to happen: introducing Teh Holiez Bibul, courtesy of the LOLCat Bible Translation Project. Here’s John 1:1-5:

1. In teh beginz is teh werd, and teh werd sez “Oh hai Ceiling Cat” and teh werd iz teh Ceiling Cat.
2. Teh werd an teh Ceiling Cat iz teh bests frenz in teh begins.
3. Him maeks alls teh cookies; no cookies iz maed wifout him.
4. Him haz teh liefs, an becuz ov teh liefs teh doodz sez “Oh hay lite.”
5. Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek “Wtf.”

(In case you’re new to this whole LOLCats thing, here’s the Wikipedia entry. And of course, I Can Has Cheezburger?)

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• Oct 9, 2007, 8:49pm